Last night, I watched Monty Phython's Flying Circus on BBC America. One word, Hiliarious. At one point, I caused water to come out my nose from laughing so hard.
Like they had this news caster from BBC. He would go back and forth from two stories saying "And now for something completly different." One was a barber who was terrifed of cutting hair, and just wanted to be a woodcutter (can't remember what the formal name is) in the British Columbian forest. And they showed the Royal Canadian Mounted Police doing a dance. The other was a man and his brother, both who had a tape recorder up their noses. They stuck their finger in their nose, and that one song you always hear when something is being talked about as British.
Secondly, Llamas! I watched this movie last night, and the person raised Llamas in it! They were so cute. And she had this stuffed animal llama. I. WANT. THE. STUFFED. ANIMAL. LLAMA.
And, on Monty Python they had this song about Llama love and Llama danger.
Finally, stereotypes. I found some steortypes online that about who I am, so I am posting them hear, followed by some commentary on some.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
What's your definition of responsible. It's a lot harder to help the poor than the mock them.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
There's more to being liberal than being a gay-rights supporter
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I actually don't have a social
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I eat small lunches, though. Lunch isn't at a good time of day for me.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
Wait, so I'm a gay-rights supporter who hates gays? How does that make sense?
I'm in BAND, so I must be a geek.
I am a geek.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
Not self-control, just eating is how I deal with my emotions
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
Everyone expect homophobics
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm clasterphobic
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair actually gets greasy from shampoos I have to use to control my dandruff
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
Welsch ancestry
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
Scottish ancestry, and I do have Ginger hair
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
English ancestry. I wish I was like that. But maybe not the bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
*hugs tree*
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
But on Monday when a new Congress comes in, and January 20th when everyone should know what is going on, I won't anymore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
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